Erotic A micro story from Psychoknight

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Judith sofa par baithi thi, haath mein remote pakad kar "Next" button ko baar-baar daba rahi thi, lekin usne kuch bhi nahi dekha. Uski nazar unke naye ghar ke liye Sam dwara laayi gayi badi TV par thi, aur uski mann ki sthiti udasi se bhari hui thi. Har baar button dabane par, screen ek pal ke liye andheri ho jaati thi aur phir kuch bekaar ke dikhawat dikhati thi. Usne faisla kiya tha ki woh kisi naye show ko nahi dekhegi, kyunki kuch din pehle uska pasandida contestant anuchit tareeke se eliminate ho gaya tha.

“Bas ab to ho gaya,” Judith ne remote sofa par rakha aur bahar dekhne lagi. Aaj naya varshik saal shuru hone wala tha, aur Sam ko office jaana tha. Usne Sam ko akela chhodne ke liye bahut gussa mehsoos kiya.

Khuli khidki se, usne padosi ke ghar ki taraf dekha. Yeh sheher kitna bheed bhara hai, aur yahan gharon mein koi privacy nahi hai. Unke pichle ghar ke mukable, jahan unke paas ek hare bhare lawn, driveway aur ek baby pool tha, yeh jagah uske liye bahut crowded thi. Har ghar ek dusre ke paas tha aur sab kuch dekhna aur sunna aasaan tha.

“Chup ho jao, bechari ladki! Apni akeli ka blame Sam par mat daalo. Tumne khud hi pichle mahine apni naukri chhodi thi. Sam is paristhiti mein apni taraf se sab kuch kar raha hai. Tumhe kaise umeed hai ki woh ek hi kamai se tumhare liye ek mahal dhundh lega? Tum itni sust ya ghamandi ho ki apne padosiyon se milna nahi chahti, toh Sam ko kyun dosh deti ho?”

Judith ne apne aap ko shaant kiya aur thodi der pehle ki pareshani bhoolne ki koshish ki. Tabhi TV par ek breaking news aayi jo uska dhyan kheench rahi thi. Usne jaldi se remote uthaya aur TV ka volume badhaya.

“Unhe sir par goli maaro! Main dohra rahi hoon, unhe sir par goli maaro! Agar tumhare paas bandook nahi hai to sir par maaro aur prarthana karo ki yeh dimaag ko tod de.”

“Yeh kya hai?” Judith ne hairan hokar TV ki taraf dekha. Jald hi news fir se shuru hui aur uski pareshani badh gayi.

Ek virus ne achanak kuch localities ko attack kiya, jinmein unka area bhi shamil tha, jisse logon ka zombie mein badal jana shuru ho gaya. Vigyaaniko ne isse L virus ka naam diya hai kyunki is virus se prabhavit vyakti haste hue dikhte hain, jo motor neuron ke galat signaling ka natija hai.

Prabhavit vyakti dheere dheere aapki taraf aayega, langrate hue haath badhate hue, daanton ko dikhate hue jaise muskurate hain, lekin jab yeh aapko pakad lenge, toh aapko cheen lete hain. Aapka mar chuka sharir ya jo bhi bacha hoga woh L virus ka nesting host ban jayega, aur aadhe ghante mein prabhavit vyakti ek naye zombie mein badal jayega, jo naye shikar ki talash karega.

In zombies ko rokne ka sirf ek hi tarika hai - unke sir par maarna. CDA ne quarantine process shuru kar diya hai, lekin virus bahut tezi se fail raha hai.

Judith ke spine mein ek thand ka lehra chala gaya. Pehle shock ke baad usne apne vicharon ko sangathit karna shuru kiya.

Usne jaldi se sabhi darwaze aur khidkiyan check ki, phir fireplace se hunting rifle uthayi.

Judith ne thandi double barrel Remington R15 ka sparsh kiya; isne use agla plan banane ki himmat di. Ab use Sam ko phone karna tha aur diwaar se silver cross lena tha. Usne suna tha ki silver cross undead ko jala sakta hai; usse nahi pata tha ki yeh zombies par kaam karega ya nahi, lekin paas mein cross rakhna kabhi bura nahi hota.

Judith ne apna mobile dekha aur use uthane hi wali thi tabhi achanak usne kuch dekha jo uske ungliyon ko gun par mazbooti se pakadne par majboor kar diya.

Judith ne khuli khidki se dekha; uska padosi jo shayad Mrs. Palmer ya Whitney hai, L virus se prabhavit ho gayi hai.

Woh aurat kamre mein haath badhate hue ghoom rahi thi aur hysteria mein jhujh rahi thi. Uske chehre par ek ajeeb muskurahat thi; poora chehra ya toh peela roshni se dhaka hua tha ya phir woh kisi ajeeb roshni ka asar tha.

Sam ne Judith ko rifle chalana sikhaya tha. Zombie aur Judith ke beech lagbhag 100 yards ka faasla tha, toh Judith ko thoda upar nishana banana padega.

Judith ne window par apna elbow rakha taaki use extra support mile; jaise Sam ne bataya tha, usne apni weight aage wale pair par rakha, saans roka aur trigger daba diya.

Judith ne kabhi nahi socha tha ki back thrust itna zyada hoga. Pehle shock ko absorb karne ke baad Judith ne padosi ke ghar ki taraf dekha.

Judith ne socha hoga ki usne jahan chaha wahan goli maari hogi. Khoon deewaron par chhalak gaya; zombie ka motionless sharir zameen par gir gaya, bina kisi aage ke harkat ke.

Judith patte ki tarah kaanp rahi thi. Woh itni excited thi! Yeh uska pehla shot tha, aur yeh bull’s eye bana!!! Sam pehle ispar vishwas nahi karega. Usse apni safalta par garv mehsoos hua.

Aur woh purani aurat ek funny cartoon jaise chal rahi thi. Judith ne socha woh har kadam yaad karegi jo zombie ne uthaya tha jab tak usne use khatam nahi kar diya.

Judith ne kadam uthana shuru kiya; woh zombie ke muskurahat aur chalne ka andaaz copy kar rahi thi. Woh dheere dheere muskurahat lekar haath badhate hue apne mobile tak gayi jo khidki ke paas tha. Ab use Sam ko call karna tha.

Woh dekhte dekhte saamne wale building mein dekhti hai; Mr. Harris jo local store ka malik hai, apni gun Judith ki taraf aim karke khada hai.

Achanak Judith ne Mr. Harris ko roknay ki koshish ki “Mar jao tum zombie!” Harris ne do baar goli chalayee. Unmein se ek goli uske sir mein lagi, jabki doosri wardrobe ke peeche lagkar uske dimaag ka tukda udate hue chali gayi.

Tabhi kuch mile door news channel ka editor jo kuch ghante pehle news broadcast kar raha tha apne colleagues aur subordinates se ghira hua tha jo use badhai de rahe the.

“Kitna brilliant idea sir! Hamara TRP to aasman choone wala hai!”

“Sach mein sir! Itna bada practical joke April Fool’s Day manane ka kya zabardast idea hai!”

“Sir, main bas ye dekhna chahta hoon jab hum unhe batayenge ki unhe is area ke sabse happening news channel dwara behuda banaya gaya.”

“Kripya mujhe maaf kariye sir! Mujhe final breaking news ke liye sahi shabdon ka script tayyar karna hai; mujhe lagta hai camera is baar studio ke andar focus hona chahiye aur humein sabko milkar ‘APRRRIL FOOOOOOL’ kehna chahiye…”